B MOVIE MORALITY

The King’s Speech

admin — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:32:40 +0000

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘The King’s Speech it’s that abdicating for loose women, expensive booze and manor house orgies is far more awesome than conquering your stutter.

127 Hours

Abi Obasanya — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:24:55 +0000

If we’ve learnt anything from ’127 Hours’ its that if you dedicate your life to being an Xtreme Sportz dick, you should probably try not to get stuck in a crack.

THE BOURNE IDENTITY

Jay Postones — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:06:25 +0000

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘The Bourne Identity’ it’s that there will be another 2 movies exactly the same afterwards.

BILLY ELLIOT

Jay Postones — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:35:46 +0000

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘Billy Elliot’, it’s that is sucks to grow up in the north of Scotland. There’s nothing to do apart from Ballet and fighting.

BIG

Jay Postones — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:28:22 +0000

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘Big’, it’s that gypsy machines are real and threaten our choice of age. Avoid at all costs and if spotted on a pier, report immediately to Tom Hanks.

BABEL

Jay Postones — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:13:20 +0000

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘Babel’, it’s that if you get shot by a small boy after he’s been wanking, you’re likely to have a rubbish holiday and your fat tourist friends won’t offer sympathy.