If we’ve learnt anything from ‘The Bourne Identity’ it’s that there will be another 2 movies exactly the same afterwards.

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘Billy Elliot’, it’s that is sucks to grow up in the north of Scotland. There’s nothing to do apart from Ballet and fighting.

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘Big’, it’s that gypsy machines are real and threaten our choice of age. Avoid at all costs and if spotted on a pier, report immediately to Tom Hanks.

If we’ve learnt anything from ‘Babel’, it’s that if you get shot by a small boy after he’s been wanking, you’re likely to have a rubbish holiday and your fat tourist friends won’t offer sympathy.